Shady Sam returns to The White Stallion!

Whose that shady lookin fellow at the bar? Why that's Shady Sam, of course! Greatest shady vendor in these here parts! From pets, to ingots, he's like a mall. Shady Sam, he sells it all!
Come on down to The White Stallion today, you won't leave disappointed! (And if you do, it's Trinsic's fault. Buncha hippies.)